This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

“Customer service dipped during COVID. It's over now. Yeah, well, we told them they're heroes. Yeah, they called them all front line workers and stuff. And a lot of them were not heroes. I don't—I mean, some of them were, I guess.”

“They don't know shit at Best Buy. I'll ask a couple of times when I went to Best Buy to ask about like cords and shit, and they're just like, I don't really know, man. I'm like, all right, dude, what the fuck? What's the point of this place?”

“I wonder if that'd be a good business if you had another business that also at the same time was a steam room. Get your hair cut and just sweat. Double businesses are a good idea. It's time for dog grooming and maybe sporting goods or whatever.”

“I did it for a while and it's just like, yeah, your back gets fucked up and you're like, then at the end of it too, it's like, I could just get a gun. Like, you know, it's like you could just defend yourself. It's a lot better to choke a guy out in front of everyone than just like shoot him in the face.”

“I actually I've come around. I shit on planes now. No, you have to, because otherwise you're going to fart like a coward and stink the whole plane up. So now I do the valiant thing. I like walk by everyone. I sit down there for like 15 minutes and they all know.”

“Customer service dipped during COVID. It's over now. Yeah, well, we told them they're heroes. Yeah, they called them all front line workers and stuff. And a lot of them were not heroes. I don't—I mean, some of them were, I guess.”

“They don't know shit at Best Buy. I'll ask a couple of times when I went to Best Buy to ask about like cords and shit, and they're just like, I don't really know, man. I'm like, all right, dude, what the fuck? What's the point of this place?”

“I wonder if that'd be a good business if you had another business that also at the same time was a steam room. Get your hair cut and just sweat. Double businesses are a good idea. It's time for dog grooming and maybe sporting goods or whatever.”

“I did it for a while and it's just like, yeah, your back gets fucked up and you're like, then at the end of it too, it's like, I could just get a gun. Like, you know, it's like you could just defend yourself. It's a lot better to choke a guy out in front of everyone than just like shoot him in the face.”

“I actually I've come around. I shit on planes now. No, you have to, because otherwise you're going to fart like a coward and stink the whole plane up. So now I do the valiant thing. I like walk by everyone. I sit down there for like 15 minutes and they all know.”

“Ella Langley is a country singer-songwriter from Hope Hull, Alabama.”

“Ella joins Theo to talk about growing up in a hippie Baptist family.”

“She talks about the stars she looked up to as she found her way in Nashville.”

“What she thinks of all the alternate lyrics to Choosin’ Texas.”

“Her new album Dandelion is out this Friday April 10th wherever you stream music.”

“There should be a certificate that you gotta fill out some paperwork first to get a kid, bro, to be honest. You gotta pass the IQ test, honestly, or some shit like that. Even a low IQ test would be good. These people, and by the way, it's like the movie Idiocracy, which by the way is like fully coming to life.”

“It used to be a comedy movie, but now it's like... it's art now. It's like, oh my god, we're here. Yeah. Like, and by the way, Brondo, like the electrolyte drink in it is like prime. I mean, I agree. It's where we are. That's a prime business meeting right there.”

“The tough parts were just all of the spaces you have to stay involved with. You think like, oh, somebody else does that. And you're like, oh no, there's nobody else. And so it just falls back on you. I think it is scary because you don't want it to affect the how people think about you or feel about you.”

“And we actually base our fights around making sure there's no other big events. Like the last fight on Netflix, like third biggest fight ever with Joshua, 35 million viewers live. But it was the same weekend as Avatar, the same day. So it plays into it. Like would we have gotten 5 million more viewers?”

“I hope it does because we want to be able to make more stuff and help other people make more stuff that don't get like, like there's no studio attached to it. It's like, nobody told us anything we could put in or out of the script. So it's all our own thing.”